if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
you’ll pry my fucked up sibling incest ships from my cold dead fingers
If there’s one thing the fandom is good at, it’s preparedness.
Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing in real life” has clearly never visited my house
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational